Santa knows you’ve been patiently waiting to see what’s in store for Santa Rampage 2013. The PDF is higher quality than the jpeg so Santa recommends you download the PDF and print it out or keep it available on your smart phone. In fact, print out several copies to share with your friends.
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Dallas Santa Rampage map 2013
Dallas Bunny Rampage route 2014
Hey Bunny! Are your ears ready? Got that tail straightened out? It’s time to rampage!
Please read the rules of the bus—mainly no glass and leave no trace! And pay attention to the time so you don’t miss the bus when it’s ready to hop to the next stop.
Map above is a nice big jpeg. If you prefer a PDF download it here.
Save $$$, Save Time!
Santa offers you these Apps to download for your x-tra Special night of Rampage!
And let’s thank Transport-Santa for all the Help!
- GoPass (to buy DART rail passes)
- PayByPhone (to pay for parking meters)
- Lyft (car service)
- Uber (car service — UberX is super affordable, Santa!)
Bring Cash. Santa’s from the North Pole.
Think of this like your Candy-caned Center Pole of North Texas with all the Jingle Balls and Twinkle Lites on Top!
Carry a few Tens if you plan on buyin’ for a group of Santas!
Kringle Kash. Moolah. Green Stuff.
Santa says Proof-Reader-Santa is checking the list, checking it twice….
Ensuring ALL Specials are there; printed real nice.
Also make sure Santa is PATIENT on the night of Rampage:
- patient to get to the next SantaStop
- patient to get a shot/beer/slice/taco at our venues
- patient to get a bartender’s attention
- patient to get into a stall (or in front of a urinal)
- patient for change for that $100 (ass-hat-Santa!)
- patient in the SANTA CONGA LINE!
Santa knows you’ve been patiently waiting to see what’s in store for Summer Santa Rampage. The PDF is higher quality than the jpeg so Santa recommends you download the PDF and print it out or keep it available on your smart phone.
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Route and schedule for Dallas Summer Santa Rampage
Gooooood morning Dallas! Are you ready to RRRAAAAAAMMMPPPPAAAGGGEEE!?!? Its a gorgeous day, and its projected down to a perfect 57 degrees. Got your list? Check it twice!
Eat. Hydrate. Comfy walking shoes. DART pass. Maps/Scarols. Dance steps. Candy canes. Christmas cheer. And, of course, for the Ho’s…LIPSTICK!
Bring your game face and we will see you at 3! We are SO friggin stoked! 2012, Santa!!!
Santa doesn’t like to be “that” Santa.
Your friends want to have fun, not scrape the puke outta your beard or prevent your wasted ass from wandering into traffic.
Be Responsible. Or at least take a taxi home and Be Considerate of your fellow Santas.
Is this what you’ve been waiting for? Santa recommends you download and print the PDF. Page one has the map, page two has the scarols. In fact, print a few extras to share with your friends. Then download the JPEG and keep it on your smart phone, just in case.
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Map route and schedule for Dallas Santa Rampage 2012
Scarols for Dallas Santa Rampage 2012
Santa can walk, bike, roll, cycle, blade, sleigh, bus, limo the Rampage Route any way Santa sees fit. Santa supplies the Rampage, the route, the Reindeer Games — YOU join us!
Just a BIG reminder…being that we are hoofing it, make sure your footwear is good for walking (and dancing). Leave “ooh-la-la stilettos” at la casa.
Google Maps Santa is estimating the walking length of this year’s rampage to be 2 miles + the stairs (Santa warned you about those stairs, remember?)
And DART Santa wants to remind you that the cost for a local one day pass has gone from $4 to $5.
Since the OFFICIAL DALLAS SANTA RAMPAGE once again is going cheap – DART rail – Santa is asking for donations (of any size) for your fave experiences along the way. In the past, Santa has provided snow for snow angels; Kazoos and Song sheets for Caroling; and Santa has even paid for props & prizes for Reindeer games.
(hey, Santa is gettin’ you low-cost booze specials, grinch!!!)
Although Rampage is a relatively inexpensive event, Santa does have some costs involved (and suppliers just don’t take ClausCheks for payment).
Santa pays his own damn bar tab and tips bartenders well for putting up with Santa!
** BRING CASH! **
(Small bills preferred.)
And your ID.
When Santa moves the Santa-crowd with “ho-ho-ho” (indicating time to head to the next stop), you do NOT want to be the lone Red-Suit flagging down a server or tender.
No kidding. Seriously. We’ll leave your ass. ;)