Santa knows you’ve been patiently waiting to see what’s in store for Summer Santa Rampage. The PDF is higher quality than the jpeg so Santa recommends you download the PDF and print it out or keep it available on your smart phone.
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Route and schedule for Dallas Summer Santa Rampage
Hey, Santa…you got PASSION in your PANTS? Then, do the dance, Santa…do that dance!
Join Santa in this year’s flash mob dance! Time and place — during the Rampage (TBA). Watch the video. Practice the dance. Yell out the words. It’s EASY. If these elves can do it, Santa can too! We are going to rock it with 300 of us. HO!
Gooooood morning Dallas! Are you ready to RRRAAAAAAMMMPPPPAAAGGGEEE!?!? Its a gorgeous day, and its projected down to a perfect 57 degrees. Got your list? Check it twice!
Eat. Hydrate. Comfy walking shoes. DART pass. Maps/Scarols. Dance steps. Candy canes. Christmas cheer. And, of course, for the Ho’s…LIPSTICK!
Bring your game face and we will see you at 3! We are SO friggin stoked! 2012, Santa!!!
Santa doesn’t like to be “that” Santa.
Your friends want to have fun, not scrape the puke outta your beard or prevent your wasted ass from wandering into traffic.
Be Responsible. Or at least take a taxi home and Be Considerate of your fellow Santas.
Is this what you’ve been waiting for? Santa recommends you download and print the PDF. Page one has the map, page two has the scarols. In fact, print a few extras to share with your friends. Then download the JPEG and keep it on your smart phone, just in case.
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Map route and schedule for Dallas Santa Rampage 2012
Scarols for Dallas Santa Rampage 2012
Santa can walk, bike, roll, cycle, blade, sleigh, bus, limo the Rampage Route any way Santa sees fit. Santa supplies the Rampage, the route, the Reindeer Games — YOU join us!
Just a BIG reminder…being that we are hoofing it, make sure your footwear is good for walking (and dancing). Leave “ooh-la-la stilettos” at la casa.
Google Maps Santa is estimating the walking length of this year’s rampage to be 2 miles + the stairs (Santa warned you about those stairs, remember?)
And DART Santa wants to remind you that the cost for a local one day pass has gone from $4 to $5.
Since the OFFICIAL DALLAS SANTA RAMPAGE once again is going cheap – DART rail – Santa is asking for donations (of any size) for your fave experiences along the way. In the past, Santa has provided snow for snow angels; Kazoos and Song sheets for Caroling; and Santa has even paid for props & prizes for Reindeer games.
(hey, Santa is gettin’ you low-cost booze specials, grinch!!!)
Although Rampage is a relatively inexpensive event, Santa does have some costs involved (and suppliers just don’t take ClausCheks for payment).
Santa pays his own damn bar tab and tips bartenders well for putting up with Santa!
** BRING CASH! **
(Small bills preferred.)
And your ID.
When Santa moves the Santa-crowd with “ho-ho-ho” (indicating time to head to the next stop), you do NOT want to be the lone Red-Suit flagging down a server or tender.
No kidding. Seriously. We’ll leave your ass.
“We have Rampaged in the West End,
over East in Deep Ellum, and
down near South Side.
“This year Santa will Rampage
NORTH of downtown Dallas!!!”
That is right….SANTA RAMPAGE will be a bit north of where we have enjoyed our festivities in the past.
And this year Santa will travel by dart train and TROLLEY!
Dress the part, dammit!
You have had more than a month to plan for this shin-dig, so don’t just wear some Wal-crap hat and expect your jingle bells to get you all the red-dressed-hot-chicks!
TONS of places have Santa stuff. Get creative! Dress as Vixen, SmurfSanta, a Chanukah Chicken, JesusSanta, an Elf, SteamPunkSanta, One-legged-Hooker-Santa; hell, come as a damn snowflake…sure-as-shit know Texans won’t get any of the white stuff THIS season!
Bottom line: it’s just more fun in costume – so, deck your balls!
During the evening, Santa’s BFFs (or at least high on the VIP list) include:
- Police Officers
- Security Guards
- DART Safety Officers
- Bouncers & Door Keepers
- SantaStop Owners & Managers-on-Duty
- Taxi Drivers
- Parking Attendants & Valets
- All local, state & federal Laws
Getting arrested is NOT FUN, for you and for anyone else involved! The authorities and local businesses usually take Santa’s antics in the loving holiday spirit Santa intends, so be nice to them.