Santa Rampage Rule #1

AND so begins the RULES of RAMPAGE!
Number One
• Santa acts like Santa. Be jolly. Belly laugh. Let people sit on your lap. Give out gifts.
Do NOT be that drunk-jerk-ass-mo-fo-sh*t-head-in-the-red-suit kind of Santa. You got two weeks to get in a good mood.
Get your cheer on NOW!

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