Santa reveals 2015 date, releases Facebook invite!

Dallas Santa Rampage is a couple weeks away. We are busy planning the route and procuring specials for Dallas Santas.

We start at 4PM December 12, 2015. Get your costumes ready! Pick out some comfortable walking shoes. We’ll be on DART trains and on foot. Remember to bring cash in small bills and a cheerful, friendly attitude.

To keep track of what’s going on with Santa Rampage leading up to the event, like our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/dallassantarampage/

TO RSVP, go to the event page and click on “Going.” This is a free, pay-as-you-go event; get a DART pass and pay for your own food and drink as we rampage Dallas. https://www.facebook.com/events/457925954410842/

Santa releases the 2014 Rampage Route!

Santa knows you’ve been patiently waiting to see what’s in store for Rampage this year. Lots of fun things planned for this event! Make sure you have your boombox ready to go with fresh batteries, dancin’ shoes, small bills, DART pass and ID.

The PDF is higher quality than the jpeg so Santa recommends you download the PDF and print it out or keep it available on your smart phone. In fact, print out several copies to share with your friends.

Click here for map PDF >> DallasSantaRampage-2014 << Click here for map PDF

Remember: all this magic happens without Santa charging for tickets. Santa depends on the generous donations (large and small) from Dallas Santas. The more donations we get, the more fun we can provide for Santa. Please Paypal your donation to DallasSanta2014@gmail.com. Santa will use it wisely.

Clicking the jpeg below will take you to a larger version; Santa recommends you save it to the Photos app on your smart phone so it is always with you. HO!

Dallas Santa Rampage 2014 route

Dallas Bunny Rampage route 2014 is up!!

 

Dallas Bunny Rampage route 2014

Hey Bunny! Are your ears ready? Got that tail straightened out? It’s time to rampage!

Please read the rules of the bus—mainly no glass and leave no trace! And pay attention to the time so you don’t miss the bus when it’s ready to hop to the next stop.

Have fun!

Map above is a nice big jpeg. If you prefer a PDF download it here.

Santa has released the route for Santa Rampage 2013!

Santa knows you’ve been patiently waiting to see what’s in store for Santa Rampage 2013. The PDF is higher quality than the jpeg so Santa recommends you download the PDF and print it out or keep it available on your smart phone. In fact, print out several copies to share with your friends.

Click here for map PDF >> dallassantarampage2013wtr << Click here for map PDF

Dallas Santa Rampage map 2013

Last Minute Santa Advice!

Save $$$, Save Time!

Santa offers you these Apps to download for your x-tra Special night of Rampage!

And let’s thank Transport-Santa for all the Help!

• GoPass (to buy DART rail passes)
• PayByPhone (to pay for parking meters)
• Lyft (car service)
• Uber (car service — UberX is super affordable, Santa!)

Bring Cash. Santa’s from the North Pole. 

Think of this like your Candy-caned Center Pole of North Texas with all the Jingle Balls and Twinkle Lites on Top!

Bring Ones.
And Fives.
Carry a few Tens if you plan on buyin’ for a group of Santas!
Kringle Kash. Moolah. Green Stuff.

Dallas Santa Rampage is NOT the place to be with only a plastic card to buy your jolly.

Be Patient

Santa says Proof-Reader-Santa is checking the list, checking it twice….
Ensuring ALL Specials are there; printed real nice.

Also make sure Santa is PATIENT on the night of Rampage:

• patient to get to the next SantaStop
• patient to get a shot/beer/slice/taco at our venues
• patient to get a bartender’s attention
• patient to get into a stall (or in front of a urinal)
• patient for change for that $100 (ass-hat-Santa!)
• patient in the SANTA CONGA LINE!

ooops …

Today’s the day!

Gooooood morning Dallas! Are you ready to RRRAAAAAAMMMPPPPAAAGGGEEE!?!? Its a gorgeous day, and its projected down to a perfect 57 degrees. Got your list? Check it twice!

Eat. Hydrate. Comfy walking shoes. DART pass. Maps/Scarols. Dance steps. Candy canes. Christmas cheer. And, of course, for the Ho’s…LIPSTICK!

Bring your game face and we will see you at 3! We are SO friggin stoked! 2012, Santa!!!

HO!

Santa Rampage Rule #10

Santa doesn’t like to be “that” Santa.
Your friends want to have fun, not scrape the puke outta your beard or prevent your wasted ass from wandering into traffic.
Be Responsible. Or at least take a taxi home and Be Considerate of your fellow Santas.
ho.

Santa has released the route map!

Is this what you’ve been waiting for? Santa recommends you download and print the PDF. Page one has the map, page two has the scarols. In fact, print a few extras to share with your friends. Then download the JPEG and keep it on your smart phone, just in case.

Click here for map PDF >> dallassantarampage2012 << Click here for map PDF

Map route and schedule for Dallas Santa Rampage 2012

Scarols for Dallas Santa Rampage 2012

Santa Rampage Rule #9

Santa pays his own damn bar tab and tips bartenders well for putting up with Santa!

** BRING CASH! **
(Small bills preferred.)
And your ID.

When Santa moves the Santa-crowd with “ho-ho-ho” (indicating time to head to the next stop), you do NOT want to be the lone Red-Suit flagging down a server or tender.

No kidding. Seriously. We’ll leave your ass. 😉

Where will Dallas Santas Rampage?

Santa says,
“We have Rampaged in the West End,
over East in Deep Ellum, and
down near South Side.
“This year Santa will Rampage
NORTH of downtown Dallas!!!”
That is right….SANTA RAMPAGE will be a bit north of where we have enjoyed our festivities in the past.
And this year Santa will travel by dart train and TROLLEY! 😉