Santa releases the 2014 Rampage Route!

Santa knows you’ve been patiently waiting to see what’s in store for Rampage this year. Lots of fun things planned for this event! Make sure you have your boombox ready to go with fresh batteries, dancin’ shoes, small bills, DART pass and ID.

The PDF is higher quality than the jpeg so Santa recommends you download the PDF and print it out or keep it available on your smart phone. In fact, print out several copies to share with your friends.

Click here for map PDF >> DallasSantaRampage-2014 << Click here for map PDF

Remember: all this magic happens without Santa charging for tickets. Santa depends on the generous donations (large and small) from Dallas Santas. The more donations we get, the more fun we can provide for Santa. Please Paypal your donation to DallasSanta2014@gmail.com. Santa will use it wisely.

Clicking the jpeg below will take you to a larger version; Santa recommends you save it to the Photos app on your smart phone so it is always with you. HO!

Dallas Santa Rampage 2014 route

Dallas Bunny Rampage route 2014 is up!!

 

Dallas Bunny Rampage route 2014

Hey Bunny! Are your ears ready? Got that tail straightened out? It’s time to rampage!

Please read the rules of the bus—mainly no glass and leave no trace! And pay attention to the time so you don’t miss the bus when it’s ready to hop to the next stop.

Have fun!

Map above is a nice big jpeg. If you prefer a PDF download it here.

Santa has released the route for Santa Rampage 2013!

Santa knows you’ve been patiently waiting to see what’s in store for Santa Rampage 2013. The PDF is higher quality than the jpeg so Santa recommends you download the PDF and print it out or keep it available on your smart phone. In fact, print out several copies to share with your friends.

Click here for map PDF >> dallassantarampage2013wtr << Click here for map PDF

Dallas Santa Rampage map 2013

Santa Rampage Rule #10

Santa doesn’t like to be “that” Santa.
Your friends want to have fun, not scrape the puke outta your beard or prevent your wasted ass from wandering into traffic.
Be Responsible. Or at least take a taxi home and Be Considerate of your fellow Santas.
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Santa Rampage Rule #9

Santa pays his own damn bar tab and tips bartenders well for putting up with Santa!

** BRING CASH! **
(Small bills preferred.)
And your ID.

When Santa moves the Santa-crowd with “ho-ho-ho” (indicating time to head to the next stop), you do NOT want to be the lone Red-Suit flagging down a server or tender.

No kidding. Seriously. We’ll leave your ass. 😉

Santa Rampage Rule #8

Dress the part, dammit!
You have had more than a month to plan for this shin-dig, so don’t just wear some Wal-crap hat and expect your jingle bells to get you all the red-dressed-hot-chicks!
TONS of places have Santa stuff. Get creative! Dress as Vixen, SmurfSanta, a Chanukah Chicken, JesusSanta, an Elf, SteamPunkSanta, One-legged-Hooker-Santa; hell, come as a damn snowflake…sure-as-shit know Texans won’t get any of the white stuff THIS season!
Bottom line: it’s just more fun in costume – so, deck your balls!
ho.

Santa Rampage Rule #7

During the evening, Santa’s BFFs (or at least high on the VIP list) include:

• Police Officers
• Security Guards
• DART Safety Officers
• Bouncers & Door Keepers
• SantaStop Owners & Managers-on-Duty
• Taxi Drivers
• Parking Attendants & Valets
• All local, state & federal Laws
• Mom

Getting arrested is NOT FUN, for you and for anyone else involved! The authorities and local businesses usually take Santa’s antics in the loving holiday spirit Santa intends, so be nice to them.

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Santa Rampage Rule #6

Santa stays hydrated & paces himself. Santa is responsible for his own inebriation.
So be well-prepped for Rampage. Bring antacid, aspirin, an extra pair of socks. Hell, who wants to see whiney-ass Santa? Santa is fun and jolly. Leave the drama on the 14th of December….

ho.

Santa Rampage Rule #5

Each Santa is responsible for one Santa – SantaSelf. You are responsible for your own behavior, your own words, your own night of Rampage.
* If any catch comes on the low down, your piece is yours and other Santas will dis your ass and claim the “doe-no’s” to the law. (In other words, you fuck up…you are on your own. And we have no idea who the clown in the Santa costume is….)
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Because nobody likes “that” Santa….
ho.

Santa Rampage Rule #4

Santa says “Remember The FOUR F*CKS”
1. Don’t f*ck with kids.
2. Don’t f*ck with cops.
3. Don’t f*ck with security.
4. Don’t f*ck with Santa.
* If any catch comes on the low down, your piece is yours and other Santas will dis your ass and claim the “doe-no’s” to the law. (In other words, you f*ck up…you are on your own. And we have no idea who the clown in the Santa costume is….)