Deck My Balls

(tune of “Deck the Halls”)

Deck my balls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Tap the keg, inflate the dolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Don we now our rubber panties,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
We’re a bunch of twisted Santies,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
Naughty girls are such a treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
These North Poles were made for pleasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
F—ed the elves, f—ed all the reindeer,
Fa la la la la, la la la.
F— the cookies, bring us COLD BEER!
Fa la la la la, la la la.