Here Comes Some Santa Clauses

(tune of “Here Comes Santa Claus”)

Here comes a Santa Claus, There goes a Santa Claus
Right down McKinney Ave/Pearl St (insert what streeet you are on, duh!)!
Many are weaving, some are heaving, that ones missing teeth!!
Amidst the red suited whirlwind, one flashed my girlfriend,
That just doesn’t seem right.

But as they say, it’ll be OK,
Coz Santa Claus came tonight!
(pelvic thrust at ‘came tonight,’ repeat line/thrust)