(tune of “Santa Claus is Coming to Town“)
You better watch out, get out if you can.
A red suited menace is sweeping the land.
Coz Santa Clauses are coming to town.
Get out of the way of our fake black boots.
We’re flooding the city with cheap red suits!
Santa Clauses are coming to town
We know what you’ve been up to. You’ve made the naughty list.
So cut us in for our fair share, you don’t want these Santas Pissed
OOHHHH, get out of the way of our red suited wave
Is this anyway for St Nick to behave.
When Santa Clauses HAVE COME TO TOWN!!!