Santa Rampage Rule #6

Santa stays hydrated & paces himself. Santa is responsible for his own inebriation.
So be well-prepped for Rampage. Bring antacid, aspirin, an extra pair of socks. Hell, who wants to see whiney-ass Santa? Santa is fun and jolly. Leave the drama on the 14th of December….

ho.
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Santa Rampage Rule #5

Each Santa is responsible for one Santa – SantaSelf. You are responsible for your own behavior, your own words, your own night of Rampage.
* If any catch comes on the low down, your piece is yours and other Santas will dis your ass and claim the “doe-no’s” to the law. (In other words, you fuck up…you are on your own. And we have no idea who the clown in the Santa costume is….)
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Because nobody likes “that” Santa….
ho.

Santa Rampage Rule #4

Santa says “Remember The FOUR F*CKS”
1. Don’t f*ck with kids.
2. Don’t f*ck with cops.
3. Don’t f*ck with security.
4. Don’t f*ck with Santa.
* If any catch comes on the low down, your piece is yours and other Santas will dis your ass and claim the “doe-no’s” to the law. (In other words, you f*ck up…you are on your own. And we have no idea who the clown in the Santa costume is….)

Santa Rampage Rule #3

Santa doesn’t seek media attention. “Ho-ho-ho” is good. “Publicity ho” is lame.
Just like good sex, Santa likes the foreplay; cameras can snap the climax.
You will get teasers of the Rampage insights here, in this venue. You can share Santa with your friends. But no press release is sent to the media about where Santa will be on the 15th. Otherwise, *everybody* would want a lap dance.
ho.

Santa Rampage Rule #2

Santa loves reindeer games, candy canes, stripper poles….
In order to make it completely through Rampage, wear *comfortable* shoes so you can walk and enter/exit the rail line safely.
We will be using public transportation. Buy your DART (Dallas Area Rapid Transit) Pass…buy it early, even. It will work for a 24-hour time period.
more to come…
ho.

Santa & I know it: instructional video for Dallas Santas

Video

Hey, Santa…you got PASSION in your PANTS? Then, do the dance, Santa…do that dance!

Join Santa in this year’s flash mob dance! Time and place — during the Rampage (TBA). Watch the video. Practice the dance. Yell out the words. It’s EASY. If these elves can do it, Santa can too! We are going to rock it with 300 of us. HO!