Santa Rampage Rule #10

Santa doesn’t like to be “that” Santa.
Your friends want to have fun, not scrape the puke outta your beard or prevent your wasted ass from wandering into traffic.
Be Responsible. Or at least take a taxi home and Be Considerate of your fellow Santas.
ho.

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Santa’s transpo tips

Santa can walk, bike, roll, cycle, blade, sleigh, bus, limo the Rampage Route any way Santa sees fit. Santa supplies the Rampage, the route, the Reindeer Games — YOU join us!

Just a BIG reminder…being that we are hoofing it, make sure your footwear is good for walking (and dancing). Leave “ooh-la-la stilettos” at la casa.

Google Maps Santa is estimating the walking length of this year’s rampage to be 2 miles + the stairs (Santa warned you about those stairs, remember?)
And DART Santa wants to remind you that the cost for a local one day pass has gone from $4 to $5.