Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear

(tune of “Walkin’ In A Winter Wonderland“)

Lacy things — the wife is missin’,
Didn’t ask — her permission,
I’m wearin’ her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear.
In the store — there’s a teddy,
Little straps — like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear.

In the office there’s a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He’ll say, “Are you ready?” I’ll say, “Whoa, Man!”
“Let’s wait until our wives are out of town!”
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress — like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear!

Lacy things — the wife is missin’,
Didn’t ask — her permission,
Wearin’ her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear,
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear,
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear!

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